It is 5:29PM on the California coast of the Pacific Ocean! It is still Wednesday. EVERYBODY SCREAM!
In the dead of this afternoon I whipped up a batch of homemade ice cream. It’s Samoa ice cream. I crushed an entire box of those delicious cookies to bring you this photo. It’s just something that I do. There might even be some girl scout in there. This is the Internet, so you never know.